Bangkok Massage Soap Video

I've been reintroducing myself to this site since in internet years I've been away for eons. Looking for links, posts or pictures that may have been broken by server gremlins or things that may have been blessed by the Google gods. Fat chance there, but fortunately nothing was too out of whack.

Scanning my stats program, that allows me to see under which search terms internet surfers find this site, I found several "hits" resulted from the phrase "Bangkok Massage Soap Video." Maybe it was the same guy not quite convinced I didn't have videos hidden in my wordy pages. OR girl. I assume nothing. (call me) Whether it was the same click-happy person or several different ones, the result was the same; I wanted to see the video too.

Especially if I was in it.

However, I didn't remember any of that happening during my 2 hour layover at the Bangkok airport. At least, not all at once.

Looking for what this was all about and possibly a new bookmark, I copied, pasted and a click click click later, guess what? Sure enough, page three on an MSN.com search for the title's good-time terms yields yours truly; Lord of the Bangkok Soap Massage Video.

Now, I've been in this web game long enough to know all about keyword content and how the sillier a string of search terms parsed together the more likely a search engine will blow a sprocket and spit out anything with those terms in any order, but creepy nonetheless I'm considered a purveyor of said possibilities.

Remember on Sesame Street when the shady Muppet in sunglasses, trench-coat and hat would confuse its young viewers with sketches that started, "Psst, hey buddy. Wanna buy a letter K?" Well that's the image I have when thinking about my site popping up in this type of search. As if some trench-coat wearing guy on the corner of MSN and Main is saying, "Soapy Massage? Hmmmm, lemme give it a tink. Yeah sure pal, give dis guy a call." And hands out my business card.

Furthermore, am I now on a Foggy Bottom watch-list as well? Of course not, but if I'm dumb enough to string them all together in this post you can bet your soapy ass I am now.

Rest assured or disappointed, as the case may be, you will find one of my posts via the mentioned phrase, but the only thing getting soapy was my well traveled shirt in a Taipei airport shower in between flights. Sorry, no video. Oh, the Bangkok massage? What can I say...it was worth every baht.

So lets try something. Go ahead, search MSN.com and click. Maybe I can climb the rankings and oust the reigning web champ of suds-sans-slacks and future surfers can read about themselves right here. Boo.